Monday, January 30, 2017

Trumped-up limerick


I
There once was a fellow named Trump
Who used on his dick a huge pump;
It sucked out his brain
(Well, that is quite plain)
And he’s still no more than a lump.

II
There once was a fellow called Donald
Who’d obviously been mollycoddled.
He couldn’t tell apart
A turd from a fart
And thus, had his mirror remodelled.

III
There once was a guy styled “The POTUS”
Who was worse than five plague of locusts.
Fucked muslims, Hispanics,
He fucked the whole planet,
And left us all buried in mucus.

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